he shaved USA in his pubs
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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