ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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