with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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