You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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