Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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