lets start a swedish sibling band together
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So vagazzling was a success
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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