I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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