I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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