sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The air was thick with penises
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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