I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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