Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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