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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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