Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
They are going to name an STD after you.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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