From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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