Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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