they need to just BURY HIM!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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