OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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