That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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