Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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