I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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