i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Girls should come with a carfax report
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
