There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
