Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
