When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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