So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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