p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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