Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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