I think my vagina is haunted
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
