Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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