What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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