Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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