I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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