Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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