it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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