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• (936): View more from Texas

  what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

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  dude its may

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  Work with me here, man.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.

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• (408): View more from California

  He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.

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• (213): View more from California

  You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention

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• (509): View more from Washington

  all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  They are good meatballs.

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