why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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