um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i believe in u and ur pee
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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