you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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