Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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