Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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