Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico