shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw