It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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