Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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