Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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