Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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