pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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