So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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