I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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