Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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