yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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