we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
