carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I seem to have left my pride at pride
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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