turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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