whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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