Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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