she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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