your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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