Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
