Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I am naked and annoyed.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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Have fun and good luck.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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