Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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